(Source: talesfrombeneathyourmom, via smaller-infinities)
how does this work
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my name is garrett oberfaggot. i’m super cute and perfect. and i’m probably going to be embarrassed as fuck when i read this because i don’t like to be mushy publicly. but i’m still the best boyfriend ever and my beautiful girlfriend loves me a whole lot
(via smaller-infinities)
i’m ssssssooooo gaaaaaaaayyyy and i don’t even like boys
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Wouldn’t it be Americium?
I’m going to keep reblogging this because Americium is an element.
During the movie, after that happened, I yelled “MURRICA” in the theater and everyone laughed and I felt like a bau5.
(via false-impressions)
who actually likes basketball?
black black sweaty guys all up on each other jumping and bumping
